Welcome to the Beautiful Scoop…
Because who has time to read the news anyway?
We give you the 5-in-5, Monday through Friday. We serve up the top 5 tech news stories in under 5 minutes, with some wit and sarcasm you didn't know you needed. We scour the internet (so you don't have to) and summarize the juiciest news in a snappy format that will make you sound like a genius at your next Zoom meeting.
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We believe that staying informed doesn't have to be boring. In fact, we think it's much more fun when you can laugh at the ridiculousness of tech. Whether it's Elon Musk tweeting about Doge-coin or yet another Meta scandal, we've got you covered with snappy summaries even someone who thinks the earth is flat could understand.
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